Toledo blindfold

The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.

When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.

by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008

Toledo Jackknife

When a male attmepts to fellate himself however the extreme angles involved cause him to throw his back out, and he is stuck in that position until help can arrive.

Hey, Steve got caught in a Toledo Jackknife, again.

by Benevir August 23, 2007

Holy Toledo

Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind

Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?

Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!

by DeJo August 28, 2005

athletic and toned

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

by graha259 April 2, 2011

toyetime

It means homework and originated from Winchester College. Boys at the school worked in their "toyes" when they did homework, so the work came from there.

You have not finished your toyetime which was meant to be handed in yesterday.

by Some person May 13, 2005

TOSed

TOS means "Terms of Service". When users get too rowdy
some people report them to their Internet Service Provider
(a.k.a. ISP) or hosting service and if the user gets their account canceled,
people say they were TOSed.

"Because of his post he got TOSed off LiveJournal"

by zerodevide August 21, 2003

TOSed

Internet slang, meaning kicked off of a website for violating its Terms of Service.

He was TOSed off of Livejournal after getting his third DMCA notice.

by zuffix August 6, 2007