Town Hall Face 

A condition that arose during the 2009 Health Care Reform town hall meetings. It is caused by the mass hysteria over minute details of the proposed overhauling of the US Healthcare system and manifests in a contorted, pained, exhasperated, and angry facial expression that often gets captured for eternity by National News photographers. The condition is frequently accompanied by shouting, finger pointing, and general over excitedness about details of a plan that hasn't even been fully written. The condition is indiscriminate and affects both opponents and supporters of the proposed legislation.

Did you see that guy yelling at Arlen Specter? He had a total case of Town Hall Face.

Town Hall Face by Sailing Steve August 17, 2009

Town Pump 

When there is only one well in a town, EVERYONE in town has to go to the same pump to get water. Just like everyone in town goes to pump your Mom.

Your Mom is the Town Pump.

Town Pump by Oh Snap!!!!!!!! July 19, 2006

town-holler 

To disrupt a 'town-hall' style Healthcare event by wailing or screeching various rants and slogans at a member of Congress.

"The way that old was town-hollering, I wouldn't be surprised if Glenn Beck gives him TWO blowjobs"

town-holler by hollybibble August 14, 2009

Town Fiddler 

One who is known for fiddling all the children in a town. The town fiddler is usually a short muscular guy.

Dad protect me, I think that’s the town fiddler.

Town Fiddler by Tommy_Unit March 28, 2022

Town Car 

A full-size, RWD, body on frame vehicle produced by Ford's Lincoln division on the "panther" platform from 1981 to 2011. The chassis was shared with the Ford Crown Victoria and Mercury Grand Marquis and was originally developed in 1979. It is known for its Old school driving characteristics, comfort, smooth ride, enormous trunk, reliable powertrain, and roomy interior. A favorite car of Senior citizens who remember the glory days of the American auto industry, wannabe gangsters, Mafia kingpins, limo companies, and taxi services.

My Grandpa's lincoln town car is sweet

Town Car by everydayvintage February 1, 2017

town bicycle 

Someone that gets around

Meigan is the town bicycle->everyone gets a ride!

town bicycle by Not Telling May 14, 2003

town bicycle 

a person (either gay male or straight female), who is open to having sex with anyone that wants it, not refusing anybody the pleasure even if it's not a pleasurable experience. the town bicycle is notorious for having STD's such as crabs, VD or worse.

"well if you're desperate for a shag there's always Sandy/Tim, they're the town bicycle, but i'd make sure you wore a condom as they've had most other towns in the area as well as this one!"

town bicycle by Dina Sparrow February 11, 2006