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tourist town

A town with a relatively small population that seems to grow exponentially during the summer due to tourists. Usually located close to many major places of interest - to the tourists, naturally, as the locals have seen everything of interest at least 50 million times. More often than not, these tourists keep summer homes - they're too damn wussy to survive the rest of the year there.
I hate living in a tourist town - there's always a fucking traffic jam!
by Yazzy July 26, 2005
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chunder tourist

one of your mates who drinks his body weight and has to be moved place to place chundering as each place is so filled with sick that he has to be moved. he is making the most rotten of messes.
mark was a dire chunder tourist as he toured wimbledon village decimating the family neighbourhood
by rotten zombie January 1, 2011
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tourist

holiday makers from other areas who pay the very wages of those who detest them most.

visitors from other regions whose money keeps many small towns from fading into the shit.
local waitress to cook, as she takes a pizza out to a diner- "fuck, I hate bloody tourists"

later in the evening~

same local waitress to diner- "thank you for the tip, sir"
by pixie-anne February 6, 2009
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sexual tourists

Usually straightpeople who are in relationships with people of the opposite sex who have tendencies to have minor sexual encounters with ones own gender.
I though this was a gay bar? Its full of sexual tourists!
by mucho man June 4, 2003
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accidental tourist

While banging on the front door, the guy accidentally breaks into the rear.
"What started out as Breakfast at Tiffany's ended up as the Accidental Tourist."
by papafatwoody February 18, 2010
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Tourist in your own town

Giving yourself a rim job
Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town
by Nolatourist June 11, 2016
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Tourist toiletseat

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.
There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.
by Rozerevan February 15, 2017
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