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Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
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Tokin Daily

The best weed related tv show on Youtube. A guy named Paul films himself smoking weed every day, thus tokin daily. he lives in denver, co and is the man.
Kevin: yoo duuude if u wanna learn a lot about weed and watch some cool weed vids definately go to youtube and search tokin daily

Mike: aight man sounds good
by phishhead717 August 3, 2011
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The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.
Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
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Topinoph

The period of time after sleep during which an individual feels lethargic or sluggish. Also spelled "topinopf."
Cut him some slack, he's still feeling the effects of topinoph.
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darn tootin

Are you gonna go pick up yer date, Billy-Bob?
Darn tootin! hyuk
by matt February 16, 2004
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Tobin

One of the hottest guys to ever exists. A Tobin will not have to work to get the girls. A bit of a smart ass, but all around sexy guy who treats women with respect and will charm you're clothes off. If you are dating a Tobin, consider your self extremely lucky. He has an interest in the arts and you will be his muse. Tobin's are iresistible and you'll find yourself extremely attracted to him and you're friends might find themselves getting very annoyed by how much you talk about him but will be jealous at the same time. Don't worry, Tobins may have a bit of a wondering eye, but if he's dedicated he'll stick with you and stay loyal through thick and thin.
Tobin: Hey.
Me: I can't breath.
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Torin

Generally considered the ultimate force of everything forever. Cures AIDS victims with a swish of his flighty tail, and spends every other Tuesday fighting evil by flexing in the mirror. Has a large penis.
Val: Oh noes Torin, you have beaten me agen!

Torin: CONNECT 4, BITCH!
by LemonLye October 20, 2008
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