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Generally considered the ultimate force of everything forever. Cures AIDS victims with a swish of his flighty tail, and spends every other Tuesday fighting evil by flexing in the mirror. Has a large penis.
Val: Oh noes Torin, you have beaten me agen!

Torin: CONNECT 4, BITCH!
by LemonLye September 04, 2008
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An extremely grand thing, something so grand that everything else is hidden in the shadow of its grandeur.
Dude, that statue is a fuckin Torin.
by My name is Torin, so sue me. February 26, 2005
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A shirtless, well-muscled jew of Egyptian descent. A Torin can build pyramids with ease.
Torins are amazing at guitar.
Torins are known to have a large phalice.
Torins can be described as a player of the highest calibar.
Torins are, surprisingly, very nerdy, and attend math camp multiple time
some chick's friend-"OMG, u fucked Torin"
girl- "yeah! then he played guitar and solved equations at the same time!!!!"
by The T!!! February 16, 2009
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Dominating a party with a mean pair of sweats, sensible footwear, and utility belt made for holding 6-8 beers at a time. Optional activities include: capturing the night with a GoPro strapped to your head, whispering in people's ears, or wrestling other guests
I was super intimidated at that party...Kenny went full Torin on everyone!
by YourFavSon September 17, 2016
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known as "squids". a person who masturbates with slimy sea creatures to experience what a "real pussy" feels like.
tom is a torin, he borrowed my mom's squid we were supposed to eat, but i found it in his drawer. wtf dude??
by the source April 05, 2003
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someone that can gain more than 40lbs of weight in short period of time.
damn hommie...what the f*** happend to you? ur like a torin dude! u were 112lbs last year man...look at urself now. ur liek 150lbs.
by Alex April 05, 2003
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