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Literally your one true love. He knows how to cheer you up and will be your best friend through everything
Girl: Hey have you seen Torin?
Guy: Yeah, but don't try to date him. His girlfriend will murder you
by milkiicxffee April 22, 2019
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Generally considered the ultimate force of everything forever. Cures AIDS victims with a swish of his flighty tail, and spends every other Tuesday fighting evil by flexing in the mirror. Has a large penis.
Val: Oh noes Torin, you have beaten me agen!

by LemonLye September 04, 2008
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An extremely grand thing, something so grand that everything else is hidden in the shadow of its grandeur.
Dude, that statue is a fuckin Torin.
by My name is Torin, so sue me. February 26, 2005
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Dominating a party with a mean pair of sweats, sensible footwear, and utility belt made for holding 6-8 beers at a time. Optional activities include: capturing the night with a GoPro strapped to your head, whispering in people's ears, or wrestling other guests
I was super intimidated at that party...Kenny went full Torin on everyone!
by YourFavSon February 13, 2016
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A shirtless, well-muscled jew of Egyptian descent. A Torin can build pyramids with ease.
Torins are amazing at guitar.
Torins are known to have a large phalice.
Torins can be described as a player of the highest calibar.
Torins are, surprisingly, very nerdy, and attend math camp multiple time
some chick's friend-"OMG, u fucked Torin"
girl- "yeah! then he played guitar and solved equations at the same time!!!!"
by The T!!! February 16, 2009
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Torin is a really strange guy, but he's also a massive sweetheart. He likes PewDiePie A LOT and struggles to get a girlfriend. And he also really likes learning about history for some reason. This probably makes him sound unattractive, but he's actually one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet! He's really funny and it's kind of a shame that a lot of women don't see it. But the girls who do give him a shot should never let him go, because he's fucking great.
Guy 1: Torin really needs to get a girlfriend, all he does is talk about WW2 and PewDiePie.
Guy 2: Yeah good luck with trying to get him one.
Girl: I kinda like him..

Guy 1: Pffffffffffff no way.
by bell.uwu November 10, 2019
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