Adj: An unsightly almost-human. Gaunt, pungent, without decorum. Perverse, beady eyes. Not to be trusted with a female.
When I looked upon the man, I could see he had a smell about him as if he’d just stepped out of the trenches. His malnourished form was more goblin than man; his face was rough, as if his head had been stuck in a popcorn machine for hours upon end. And he had eyes that glued to any woman like a perpetual form of herpes. The man was war-torn and not to be trusted with the female sex.
by Cold Roll November 7, 2018
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by ViolinCat27 December 13, 2018
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Australian wording for a woman's beaver that is a bit loose. The description is for a water bag (which was a canvas water container mounted to the front of vehicles to keep the water cool during hot seasons of travel. (see gutted water buffalo.similar.)
When I had a night with Shelley I realised what the guys said; she had a fanny like a torn water bag..
by Bluey M October 26, 2017
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Get the Night torn mug.Hym "They're torn! Torn because they stole the idea from an urban dictionary guy everyone collectively shat on. On a different note, boy oh boy why would anyone ever want to murder a bunch of children!? I can't even fathom it! It's such a bizarre thing! It must be the guns. Clearly guns a haunted by evil alien spirits! We need to perform some sort of mass exorcism! Get all of those evil alien ghost bears out of here. If not that I don't know what else it could be... Oh! I know! The children aren't actually real children! They're chupacabra disguised as children. And the secret chupacabra hunting organization that actually runs our government is using school shootings as a cover to hide the fall out of the chupacabra battles. Think about it! Have you ever SEEN a chupacabra? No! Why!? Becuase they're all in disguise!"
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