troffaphobia

- fear of pissing in large urinals that resemble a horse troff.

Usually found in large sporting venues the mega urinal provides zero privacy which causes many guys to be gun shy despite a bladder full of beer.

Friend: Hey were is your cousin the third inning is about to start?
You: Ah, he has to wait for a toilet since he has a bad case of troffaphobia.
Friend: What?
You: Yeah, when he steps out to the plate at a big urinal he can't go.

by Dave W. Deathrock February 11, 2009

The Toffee House

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

toffee nosed twat

a stuck up person, a person who thinks he/she is better than YOU!!!

You think your better than me? Stick it up your arse you toffee nosed twat!!!

by dAnarky April 17, 2003

Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.

"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"

by Dr_Maseuss May 28, 2014

Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

by Yak December 12, 2003

Toff

Tax avoiding

Over privileged

Fee paying
Fuckers

Anyone who goes to private school or votes Tory is automatically a toff.

by Highland TOFFee January 22, 2019

torfuz

An expression which can be used to define a very stupid an ugly person.

Oh my god! He's so ugly! He's a Torfuz!

by KemoT April 4, 2005