Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks

I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.

by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009

Torch Queen

A Torch Queen is a homosexual characterized by dramatic hand gestures with cigarette in hand, and frequently results in the burning of persons and property. Normally sighted in gay bars.

If you see that Torch Queen Tony is a club be sure to keep your distance or she will be sure to torch you or your clothing.

by INXS August 19, 2013

Tomaholic

When you're absolutely obsessed with the animated character, Tom, from Eddsworld.

I am a tomaholic.

by i dont want a pseudonym, okay? December 13, 2018

tomahawk wound

A womens private part

That bitch had a huge tomahawk wound

by Anonymous December 3, 2002

The Tomahawk

In the middle of laying down the man hammer you pull out your dick, do a slight pose and begin a rhythmic drum beat with your wiener on her vagina. While "tomahawking" she needs to cry out in a native "war cry". The War Chief must then yell out in a battle cry singing "aye yai yai yai, aye yai yai yai" while matching the slaps of his wiener to the chant. Female ejaculation is imminent.

Yo that nasty mother fucker BK laid the Tomahawk on that slore bag Rhianna. Geronimo mother fucker!

by Chef McNasty September 5, 2011

Torchthebridge

A message board that was created after Gabe from Penny-Arcade deleted the forums when someone referred to his girlfriend (now, wife) as being fat. After a move to EZBoards, SpookyMikal and Oknark banded together in a hilarious show of emo to create a message board that is now known as Torchthebridge, or TTB

Did you see the post on Torchthebridge? the PSP is $350!

by Tezkah October 9, 2004

Tora

Usually the name of the funniest, smartest and prettiest girls. Basically a synonym for Goddess.

Yeah, she might be hot, but she's no Tora!

by RyanGosling33 November 26, 2014