Topey

The act of riding a friend like a horse while screaming "TOPEY TOPEY TOPEY." Usually performed in a pool or body of water.

Bill: I'mma topey you.

Mark: Oh shit.

Bill: I'MMA RIDE YOU LIKE SEABISCUIT.

by Doopadoop...adoop August 14, 2011

topel

A big, BIG, sexy man who calls Concordia his home. ...and also Canada, to an extent.

"Goodness, I do believe that was Topel back there!"

"Well, by all means, let's follow him..."

"Yeah..."

by Dan Maeskee March 13, 2008

topes

Someone who is jacked and tan.

Wow that kid is mad topes.

by Philbertos April 5, 2008

topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine July 27, 2007

Topef

Something that is so amazing it cannot be toped nor fricked

Tommy: oh my like totally no way like totally I totally do love our totally radical list like totally no way

Brianna: YES OUR RADICAL LIST CAN NOT BE TOPEF

by Vladn8r December 3, 2019

topes

Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".

As in "The party was topes because people stripped their clothes off at the door."

by Cozza999 June 22, 2009

Topeka

A city of around 120,000 people and also the capital of Kansas. It is the hometown of the progressive/arena rock band of Kansas. It's tallest building is the capitol building itself, at 93 meters, followed by the Bank of America building at 16 floors/stories. It is a city of more conservative and laid-back people with stronger morals than most large cities in the Northeast.

Topeka is the capital of Kansas.

by Radical Republican. November 18, 2004