OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.
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Ruthless and Toothless
1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.
2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.
2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
Ruthless and Toothless by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010
Speak to me oh toothless one
Cruising down the strip with his homies. Eddie reaches over from the passenger seat and turns the stereo down while tilting to the right, his face turns red. A clear indication that something is about to escape. The passengers in the car know what is about to happen so they start chanting "speak to me oh toothless one" then it happens. A nice rectom release.
Speak to me oh toothless one by Seimer December 18, 2006
Loose Or Toothless?
A game you can play with the local female meth addict where you wear a blindfold, and insert your penis into either her loose vagina or her toothless mouth (to be chosen by your co-contestants). Then you have to guess which orifice. Winners get to drink more beer, while the losers have to mack down on the inserted hole.
Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.
Usually played with a crowd of drunken college guys and one or more methmouthed whore.
Jeff: Hey bud, you gonna play "Loose Or Toothless?" at the frat party tonight?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.
Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?
Paul: No man, I'm swingin' out to the bar tonight to see if I can pick me up a club sandwich.
Melissa: So, you were playing "Loose Or Toothless?" last night at the party I hear.
Kelly: Yeah, I've never been so humiliated in my life. But they were feeding me pills and I was doing Yeager Bombs all night....and then there was this guy who set himself on fire....and I put it out for him by pissing on him and.... then they made me drink my own urine....so I still had a good time....I think....What were we talking about?
Loose Or Toothless? by Mike Oxbeg December 2, 2011
saddam's toothless smile
1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.
2. a vagina
3. slang term for cunt
originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames
2. a vagina
3. slang term for cunt
originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames
fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"
stu: "Was the bitch tight?"
fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."
stu: "Was the bitch tight?"
fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."
saddam's toothless smile by everyone loves the uber April 6, 2004
the toothless blow job
the toothless blow job by ughhboredhehe February 14, 2009
brown and toothless wonder
brown and toothless wonder by cod blaster June 29, 2008