two toner

The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.

by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009

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Tookers

a word used to describe a mans testicles

That mug really could do with a kick up the tookers.

by fanny schniffer October 26, 2011

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Toomer's Corner

The intersection at Magnolia Ave and College St. in Auburn, AL. Divides "downtown" Auburn from the campus of Auburn University. Called Toomer's Corner because of the store named Toomer's Drugs, which is no longer a drug store but instead an Auburn souvenir shop that sells food and lemonade. Toomer's Drugs has been located at the corner of this intersection in Auburn for over 110 years. After major athletic victories, people gather here and roll an old oak tree with toilet paper, known in Auburn as "rolling Toomer's Corner". Many local bars are located around this intersection.

I have gotten way too many late night phone calls to go pick some drunk retard up from Toomer's Corner.

by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 25, 2010

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Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.

"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."

by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009

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Magic Toober

A large spherical organ below the lungs that allows unicorns to do all that fancy fantasy shit they do.

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Make sure you don't eat the Magic Toober when we're eating our unicorn on Crayon Day.

My pet unicorn is having Magic Toober problems.

by Scott Fox :] March 28, 2009

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