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Toob

A completely incompetent and poorly informed and confused motorcyclist. A Toob often things they are a a professional "fast boy" but are nothing more than beginner squid.
Dude, that Toob over there is making such a fool out of himself.

That rider is such a TOOB!
by Squidster650 January 22, 2021
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TOOB is an image discovered by the travellers of Hogtopia Ktaei and AwesomeZ_360. They were on their way to witness drama and war, 10 000 blocks afar from headquarters.

some say that was the only thing they have obtained during their adventure.

The image was assembled in the hog temple. it took ages to put together.

As stated by the glorious Hog, when referring to TOOB it must be loud and in all caps.
Person 1: What is in the Hog Temple ?
Person 2: It is TOOB
by AwesomeZ_360 March 26, 2021
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hey look there’s that swag person, toob”
by ranb00mybeloved March 31, 2021
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The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.
Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.
by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022
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by HateKunRadiated May 14, 2021
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To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.
Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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**Toob** *(noun)*: A person whose brain operates on a permanent "buffering" mode—constantly one silly thought away from saying or doing something that leaves everyone in confused hysterics. Often found laughing at their own jokes before they finish telling them.
"The group chat knew it was about to get chaotic the second the resident toob sent, 'Okay but hear me out… what if socks had pockets?'"
by Platykush April 4, 2025
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