Too Fat For the Internet

When someone is so fat, they cannot even fit into clothes bought off the internet.

I went to buy this shirt online for my fiancee Justin, but he turned out to be too fat for the internet.

by John Joepseudonym January 16, 2008

I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I?

A heart

heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!

by iuefuh August 22, 2023

too many chiefs, not enough Indians

Phrase used to claim there are too many bosses, not enough workers, but also used to lament the over-education of the "masses," who should realize their place. Usually uttered by yuppies or their parents, quite confident that no one in their circle will end up a mere "Indian."

"Ah, another fellowship program, but you can't find a good lawn man these days. Too many chiefs, not enough Indians."

by Nick Cusa March 30, 2008

Involuntary "you too"

Accidently responding to somone with "you too" at an unnecessary time, most oftenly used at a movie theater.

Movie theater attendant: "You're gonna be in theater 6, 3rd one to the right. Enjoy the show!"

Movie attender: "Thanks, you too!"

*awkward...walk away quickly, you've just used an involuntary "you too"*

by cleverdahling June 14, 2009

too many chiefs and not enough Indians

nobody wants to be employed here but everyone wants to be in charge

I think the problem was that the store had too many chiefs and not enough Indians.

by The Return of Light Joker July 18, 2009

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too!

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

by Sugei July 16, 2023

Involuntary "You Too"

When you say "You too" to someone without thinking.

Involuntary "You Too"
Consession Stand Guy: Enjoy your movie.
You: You too. ...Er, wait.
*awkward*

by BondeOnTheLoose September 27, 2009