Unicorn Taming

A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...

k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?

by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010

Toying with you

Teasing without pleasing; flirting and provocative sexual vibes without an intend to have a sexual relation with the person; emotional manipulation of one in order to satisfy the ego; frivolous behaviors to incite but with no serious intentions

Giving copulation gazes and long eye to eye looks but never taking the next steps such as dating, love making, etc. The actions relationships are build on... do not expect sex, I am only toying with you; I don't actually love you or attracted to you, I was only toying with you

by A*A April 16, 2014

Anal Toeing

The subtle art of placing ones crusty toes up the anus of a partner or themselves (usually a gymnast)

“Hey Bella come finger me”
“No Myla you’re too far away from my hands let’s try anal toeing it’s more convenient”

by blackthefckup June 17, 2018

Toping

Toping, Short for Isotoping, is the act of illegally enriching uranium, often with the goal of selling it to terrorist countries. It is becoming a teen craze, comparable to drug use, with students bragging to each other about how much nuclear material they "toped" the night before.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Mike's Toping party tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be awesome - You got any safety goggles? I left mine at Sam's house last week.

by Blobby101 March 13, 2011

big toeing

The art of accepting a ‘big toe’ inserted into your arris.

Ooer , is that your big toe I can feel up my arse, gotta love a bit of big toeing.

by Rita2468 March 6, 2018

Toking up

Slang for smoking marijuana.

Me & my pal were toking up in the shed.

by Daniel Blays October 1, 2016

on timing

When somebody does something extraordinarily well; someone being "in the zone"

" Did you see how many points Devin Booker dropped tonight?" "Yeah he was on timing."

by Cockblocklegend June 2, 2021