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My left toenail

A toenail on the left of your body/if you have a extra toenail somewhere ells
by hello guys i make good info October 22, 2020
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tough kitty toenails

used as a replacement for the term "tough."
"My cat just died!"
"Tough kitty toenails."
by joeseph325 June 18, 2021
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Toenail Muncher

a person that has a foot fetish, a sexual desier for feet
Tom:erm, can i lick your feet?
Lucy: Ewww! no way you dirty toenail muncher
by thunderclaps December 20, 2009
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cooler than the polar bear's toenail

Trick Daddy's new album is cooler than the polar bear's toenail.
by Outkast with a K December 4, 2004
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Can you kill someone with a toenail?

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.
Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily
by Indian Atari October 18, 2021
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A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.
"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."
by danjin May 18, 2009
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toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.
Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!
by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2016
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