Tits of Duty; ToD

Sucking on or playing with tits while playing Call of Duty

Dan got a "care package" from his girlfriend's chest while going 24 and 0 on Call of Duty.

Mark's girlfriend wanted some quality time together so he suggested playing Tits of Duty; ToD

by care package king November 16, 2011

joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.

"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"

by themanthemyththemaverik December 28, 2011

on me tod

To be on ones own. Also known as "on me bill".

Everyone left the kitchen so I was on me tod.

by greengoosela February 14, 2017

the tod

the perverted,sex obsessed surgeon from the hit US comedy, scrubs.

nurse: "doctor, im tired of your sexual innuendo.
the tod: "in your end-o"

by Sarah Dawson December 15, 2007

im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.

"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"

by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013

Emma the wee tod

She is a slightly retarded 8th grade girl but acts like shes in 2nd grade she is highly in love with a fag bag named andrew witt and she wants to give the good sucky sucky on his balls maybe even a Ballcuzzi

hey see that THOT over there she must be a Emma the wee tod

by wee tod February 6, 2020

Treue Bis Auf Dem Tod

German for "Loyalty until Death". Used extensively in Nazi Germany.

"Treue Bis Auf Dem Tod!"

by Ronald McMillins September 15, 2005