Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

free-timer

A person who becomes suddenly rich, via the lottery, casino, etc., that they no longer have a necessity to work.

Bob: "Hey where you goin'?"

Joe: "Fuck this place I'm a free-timer now, I hit the Powerball BABY!!!"

by Ink Spot Mike May 27, 2007

past timer

Someone who is always talking about the past, not focusing on right now.

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by savagekillr May 4, 2011

five timer

Going out with five people or things at a time

He fancies L C the doughnuts slide and swing

Five timer

by ?hononumus?? September 30, 2013

First Timer Syndrome

First Timer Syndrome is a desperate obsessive compulsion to be the first at something; regardless of whether it was commercially viable.

Dan didn't know why his crypto project wasn't valuating: It turns out he was suffering from a severe case of First Timer Syndrome.

by liquid mike November 16, 2019

Egg Timer

Someone who talks for a rather long discriminate amount of time when a conversation is started, no matter how.

Angela is an absolute egg timer. Can't just have a minute conversation with that woman.

by Conversation Bot v1.2 April 14, 2022

First Timer

Male or female person who is known for their patience and skill with someone, always leading a have a great and safe first sexual experience in bed.

"I know Jane she's a great First Timer, you should set her up with your friend he'll have a great time"

"Thank you for the great evening, I didn't know you were such a great First Timer. I feel wonderful"

by KennethBear April 7, 2023