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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"
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Time Traveling

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...
by Milk_wasa-bad_choice December 22, 2014
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Time travel

when people travel to other places and times
(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)
by TREncryption May 29, 2018
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The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours
Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw
by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022
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Time travel

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path
(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021
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Turnabout Time Traveler

Turnabout Time Traveler is such a good case, yet another reason why Spirit Of Justice is Peak
by rat-kun July 27, 2024
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Time travel

Sorry but T'pol said that the Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible
The Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible
by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019
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