horizontal timemachine

When you fuck a girl so hard that she loses consciousness from the intensity of orgasms and wakes up in the future.

I threw Sara on the ground and gave her a horizontal timemachine.

by Purgator July 2, 2016

Kentucky Timemachine

When one receives an unusually long blumpkin from their first cousin in an outhouse.

Damn Billy, Darlene gave me a Kentucky Timemachine last night. We had to been in there 2 hours!

by Brianalyne March 11, 2018

the flaming timemachine

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.

Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....

by Itsyourboidown syndrom divitoe June 23, 2017