tambourine jesus

always keep a tambourine handy boyo, you never know when you need one

I was talking to tambourine jesus yesterday hes really cool and has a tambourine.

by GFMS_bnad June 29, 2020

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Justin Timberlake

The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!

All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)

Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.

by JT LOVER May 3, 2008

Batalla De Los Tambores

A unique drum performance often played during a Godsmack concert. Sully Erna and Shannon Larkin will each begin playing a different set of drums in a sort of duel with each other.

They will often include small portions of (modified) classic rock songs from bands such as Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath.

Man I just got back from Godsmack's concert. They played Batalla De Los Tambores and it was awesome!

by A Godsmack Fan December 15, 2008

Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 4, 2013

Chocolate glazed timbit

When a black guy nut’s on his balls and a girl sucks the nut off

Biggie cheese: yo she chocolate glazed timbit me last night

by Jean meme lord March 29, 2019

Justin timberlake

To succeed, to do what you aim for, and make everyone look at you hating. To prove everyone wrong with success.
Came from the success of Justin Timberlake and his achievements to date. Success in band *NSYNC, (made by Chris Kirkpatrick)Career, Life and Money

'Oh my goodness...i've done a JT!!'

by Evey May 19, 2004