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telepathic tramp

That bitch that be living next door but you can read her mind and she hella flirting wit yo man but you can't prove it so you buy some aluminum foil and start wearing it on yo head to block her telepathic tramp thoughts.
The bitch Sally is such a telepathic tramp she keeps asking my man to come over through the walls but I can't prove it.
by lizdawiz January 31, 2019
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telepathetic

When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look
Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain
by babu-G November 30, 2019
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Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication
EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.
by pipparts August 23, 2022
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Telepathetic

someone who has a really crappy phone.
Tara was really telepathetic, she still had a flip-phone.
by patrickslovesherspongebob November 22, 2011
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Ovary Telepathy

When two or more girls' periods become in sync.
Usually occurs when many girls are around each other for an extened period of time.
My mom and I both got our period yesterday. We have major ovary telepathy.
by pottyface12345 November 6, 2011
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telepathic testosterone

The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.
1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"
by blueberry panda January 6, 2014
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telepathetic

The inability to abide by unwritten telephone etiquette.

Could also refer to technology deprived older people’s inability to operate modern smart phones.
"Sandy hung up on me! She's so telepathetic!"

Grandma's measage : "Could you please bring us a juicy dick?"

"I mean duck, damn auto-erect"

"Shit, Gran is REALLY telepathetic!"
by IcySpeedQueen January 24, 2014
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