book thumping

Enjoying an intimate moment in a quiet part of a library.

The librarian threw out the couple for their vigorous book thumping.

by Inquirus July 13, 2017

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Booty Thumping

The white girl version of twerking

Her booty wasn't big enough to twerk so she started booty thumping

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN May 4, 2023

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mississippi mud-thumping

When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.

"Hey last night I went Mississippi mud-thumping and I didn't even know it!"

by RE productions. January 23, 2009

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A majestic term for those who can masturbate for long periods of time or who can masturbate often and not become fatigued or injured in the process. A person who can officially tug thump should be regarded as a god among both men and women.

Mike: Dude, your roommate has been in the bathroom for some time. Is he all right?

Jim:Yeah he's fine, he's just been Tug Thumping for the Sperm Bank. Guy needs weekend money.

Mike: Nice.

by Wanky Mc.Spanky February 23, 2011

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Thumping

Taking your hard cock and smacking your woman (or man if you're a pole smoker) on the forehead.

I was thumping my woman last night before I fucked her good.

by Sandy Dinger September 22, 2006

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Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

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