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Thinker

This is a toilet, shitter, and any place a good man can go and read or think about anything while taking a great releaving shit.
Joe just got back form the thinker and feels much better.
by Frank Tits March 4, 2005
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Thinkering

There was planking (laying like a board on random objects), then owling (sitting like an owl on random objects), then teapotting (doing the teapot anywhere), now thinkering (sitting on the edge of random objects like a thinker).
Planking, owling, teapotting, time for me to do thinkering!
by Camron Moore July 25, 2011
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Free Thinker

1. Newspeak term for anyone who supports all left-wing platforms without question or second thought.

2. Another term for non-conformist. Yuuuuh maaaaan you're so unique!!! *pfft*
To misquote a South park episode:

"Hey how do I become a 'free thinker'?"

"You have to hate George Bush like we do, and have the exact same political beliefs that we have."
by Leftists are ironic May 20, 2005
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Dick Thinker

Someone that thinks about dick.
Trevor: You gotta think like a girl
Colton: So you think about dick?
Trevor: Nooo you gotta think about what a girl really wants
Johnny: Sooo... Dick. *laughs really hard to the point of crying*
Johnny: So you're a dick thinker!
Everyone: DICK THINKER!
by JohnnyBackground January 14, 2008
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loud thinker

(adjective) when a person speaks continuously about his next movements or thoughts as they come to his/her mind while doing something like solving Sudoku or playing chess or typing or any damn activity in the whole world, he/ she is said to be a loud thinker.
tis girl i know, is such a loud thinker i could actually make out how she was solving the equation even when i was sitting three benches away from her.
by sunitaaari October 30, 2009
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Armchair thinker

Oh! He knows nothing about poverty and disease in Africa. He is an armchair thinker based out of New York.
by Sugzie1 November 23, 2011
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The Thinker 270

A sex position invented by the American Army during the Vietnam Conflict since they had nothing else to do in between pillaging helpless vietnamese other than smoke pot and try to refrain from gay sex. The Thinker 270 involves a woman posing as the famous Thinker statue by Van Gogh, except she is turned 270 degrees as the name implies.

She must balance on 2 knees and the elbow of the arm that is touching her chin, so as to maintain the perfect Thinker posture which also gives her the ideal structural balancing position with 3 points of tangency to the ground. Meanwhile, with her feet in the air she must give the man behind her a foojob, and she must use her free hand to fondle the sack of the man in front of her while he fucks her in the mouth.

This position is called the Thinker because Van Gogh used to manifest it onto his Chinese Prostitutes which also inspired him to make the statue.
Rush Limbaugh- Hey Joe wanna go snort some lines off that hooker's ass?
Joe Wilson- How about we snort some lines off her ass and then give her The Thinker 270 in appreciation of Van Gogh?
Rush Limbaugh- I find his art inspirational, let's go!
by Crunkjesus2 November 6, 2009
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