Teisha

Teisha is the warmest person you will ever meet. Her smile makes you feel so cozy. She has a very interesting choice of vocabulary and strange insults, but if you get to know her, you will discover the scary, hot burning flame inside of her. When she identifies something as wrong, she stands by it. If you ever hurt her, she will fight. And oh boy, when she's mad, she is scary as frick. The guys love her because she is super hot and is the kindest most loyal person you will ever meet. If you ever get to see her walking by at the very least you are so lucky. She hides what she is feeling so well, she swallows her pain in order to not involve or hurt others. She overthinks things way too much but manages to remain calm. It is so hard not to love her when you see her. Every day means so much more with a Teisha in it. Teishas always know what to say, in situations that leave most wordless. Don't get me started on her facial expressions. Each and every one of her facial expressions seem completely perfect for each and every situation.

Person 1: "My god, that is one hot mama. She is also so kind"
Person 2: "For sure she is a Teisha."

by Teeny-Weeny-Shudy-Feud-Mc March 20, 2020

Bless your/his/her/their (little) heart(s)

This can be an insult, an expression of pity/sympathy, or even a compliment, depending on the context. As an insult, it can mean a variety of things, ranging from "what an idiot" to "f*** you". In a more sympathetic way, it can mean something to the effect of "I feel bad for you/so-and-so" or "what a shame". As a compliment, it can actually mean "what a sweetheart" or "how cute/sweet". In that sense, it's typically referring to someone's innocence or as a term of endearment.

Examples of "bless your/his/her/their (little) heart(s)" in typical conversation:

Insult (what an idiot):
"His boss told him if he made another careless mistake when filing the data reports again, he'd fire him on the spot. Bless his heart."

Insult (f*** you):
"Hey baby, you've got to be the sexiest little thing here. How about you and I head back to my place and throw our own private party?"
"Bless your little heart. Thanks, but I think I'll pass."

Pity/Sympathy (I feel bad for you/so-and-so):
"Bless her heart, she worked so hard to bake a nice cake for her mom's birthday. But she tripped while carrying it and it was ruined when it fell on the ground."

Pity/Sympathy (what a shame):
"He could have been top of his class, if he hadn't started started skipping class to hang out with those troublemakers. Bless his heart."

Compliment (what a sweetheart):
"I don't know how she finds the time to raise those kids, clean her house, work as a part time substitute teacher, volunteer for church events, and still host occasional social gatherings in her home. Bless her heart, she's a saint!"

Compliment (how cute/sweet):
"Look, mommy! We made macaroni art at school today! Do you like it? I made it just for you."
"Bless your heart, you're so thoughtful. I love it! We'll put this on the fridge for everyone to see!"

by TygraSol February 3, 2018

Thats all their is for now

That stupid message after you accept all the other definitions. Ew

Thats all their is for now kids

by OneFuckingMachete October 2, 2019

pandas eat their babies

The weird phenomenon of a giant panda eating their babies due to the lack of bamboo and utilizing them as a source of protein and nutrients.

Also used as an idiom to sarcastically describe those who lack common sense and have wild imaginations of the “natural world”.

William thinks pandas eat their babies, how weird.

by hahahahahaokayyyyy April 27, 2023

Theistic Satanism

As the Satanic ideals and religion grew more popular throughout the decades of the 20th century, most Satanists were only symbolic Satanists. This means they used Satan as a symbol for desires that other religions denied, individuality, strength, independance, etc, but did not actually worship or believe in Satan. To be a Theistic, or traditional Satanist, means to be one that truly believes in Satan and worships him as the deity that he is.

*Philosophical/Symbolic Satanism- " We don't actually believe in Satan, but we live very similarly to the principles of which a true Satanist operates on, minus worshipping"

*Theistic Satanism*- I believe in and worship Satan as a god

by EternalFollower July 21, 2006

thais

pretty,crazy,loud,dont care what people say about her,nice smile,cheers anyone up,an amazing friend,scared to get her heart broken because of past relationships,nice lips,can be your worst enemie if she doesnt like you or can be your bestfriend if you get along with her,easy for people to love,up for anything,bossy,leader, good kisser,stands up for herself and her friends,wont change herself for noone.

lets hang out with thais she is funny and amazing to be with

by exboyfriend122 November 12, 2011

Theising

Joining a game server and doing something such as grabbing the flag or getting better weapons before anybody else can join.

How does he already have our flag?
Aww man, he's theising us!

by Jean S Alose May 19, 2013