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Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.
Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"
by NephthysScream July 14, 2010
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headie connection

the best kind of connection you can have. a reliable connection that gets a wide variety of headie weeds. some ranging in prices, color, density, crystals, etc. But the end result, you get incredibly high.
Skarl: "Yo, I was at the Lesh concert last night and met this incredible headie connection. He's got that shit on lockdown 24/7."
by john himself September 5, 2008
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Rainbow Connection

An option when a terry tries to get extra froggy. You use a boxcutter. (Key and Peele)
by Terries May 3, 2016
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Westside Connection

Composed of Ice Cube, WC,and Mack 10. Straight of the streets of South Los Angeles. Some of the realest Muthaphukka's who ever set foot on this earth.
Do not mess with westside connection, unless you want to get your punk ass slayed!
by matthew gaston February 26, 2004
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Transit Connect

Similar to the shocker (2 fingers in the pink, 1 in the stink), the act of putting 2 fingers in the vagina and cuming in her ass. Called the transit connect because it fits 2 in the front and a whole load in the back.
Dude, Lisa loved it when I parked my transit connect in her back garage.
by Hemang Stihatch November 17, 2015
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connection master

A connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. A connection is between a pair; once the connection masters have connected them they are a 'thing'. They work in pairs and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a pair of connection masters working and there will not be another pair until they have resigned.

There are rules to being a connection master; firstly you can't make connections with bad intentions. Secondly you can’t be connected, like ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case they are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...
Max and Ella (the connection masters) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other and screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were then connected.
by connection master January 8, 2013
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Dickerson Connection

This term is used to describe someones terrible internet connection. Mostly used in the X-Box live community. When said persons internet connection is so bad it not only lags them, but it lags the entire server.
I don't want to play with Kevin and his Dickerson Connection.
by AnubisTheJakal January 9, 2011
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