Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
by Eric Cartmanez May 9, 2008
 Get the sharpen my pencilmug.
Get the sharpen my pencilmug. Pencil Sharpening Day is an international Holiday, taking place on October 27th, which was recently popularized by the Youtuber cs188.
While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.
There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
While the true origin of this annual holiday is unknown, experts believe that it originated in the middle ages, when feathers that were used to write bibles were thrown onto a pile and then were all sharpened on pencil sharpening day.
There is also rumored to be another Pencil Sharpening Day in November, which could not be confirmed, though.
by RacerN2O December 7, 2016
 Get the Pencil Sharpening Daymug.
Get the Pencil Sharpening Daymug. An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
"You still looking at getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
 Get the Glaswegian Pencil Sharpenermug.
Get the Glaswegian Pencil Sharpenermug. To masturbate, specifically during night time.
Pauly:" That's Killian, our roommate, but we like to call him the one handed gardener."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."
Joanie: "Why ?"
Pauly: "Beause we hear him sharpen the fields at night."
by ChaosBearer August 1, 2015
 Get the sharpen the fields at nightmug.
Get the sharpen the fields at nightmug. by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009
 Get the sharpen your spearmug.
Get the sharpen your spearmug. to become more aggressive.
by frank June 21, 2004
 Get the sharpen upmug.
Get the sharpen upmug. by CLAIREDEANDESIREE August 15, 2007
 Get the sharpen your crayonmug.
Get the sharpen your crayonmug.