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rumple doob skin

a cunt who enjoys a nice old lung buster every now and again
listen you rumple doob skin i want to listen to funkblaster
by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017
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rumple crimple toes

Ewwwww, the person has rumple crimple toes
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Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
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rumple fore-skin

the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man
Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin
by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004
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Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it
"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"
by DINKLESTEIN September 7, 2011
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RCS, Rumpled Crotch Syndrome

The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the Prime Minister's trousers were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.

From "The Guardian" (April 29th 2011)
by Gashed Ferret May 24, 2011
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Rumple Grundy

When in a face down doggy style position. Place a foot on her face, and with you big toe, give her a slight fishhook.
Man one: How was your tinder date?
Man two: Great! She ended up face down ass up so I planted a foot and gave her a Rumple Grundy.
by BeaverCualking September 15, 2025
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