Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.

"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.

by Hedonismbot17287 October 06, 2018

Social meteor

A social media personality who falls from popularity.

Tekashi 69 is a social meteor.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Heshe and Grace Meteor

Where Kalum let's Grace fist him and slam him into the bed. Also known as the meteor sex position, this rare and exclusive sex position is used by the biggest mongs on the planet. Beware of people who do this position as they generally have a foot fetish and are sensitive little snowflakes.

Kalum: Hey Grace, wanna do the meteor?
Grace: Sure Kalum, but can I munch on your ginger toes first?

Kalum: Yes please I am trans

(This is the Heshe and Grace meteor introduction ritual)

by Wehateheshe August 07, 2023

Meteor

Something that should have hit tilted towers

Look at that meteor

by Blaze42264 May 13, 2018

meteoric bulge

A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.

Man did you see that Tyrone had a meteoric bulge.
I know it was huge.

by Spencer's best freind December 21, 2016

Meteor Shower

The act of taking a shit on someones head after eating a lot of peanuts and having diarrhea.

Bro: "ay bra lets go frodin braaap braaaaap!"

kyle: "naw man, is that a peanut in you hair?"

Bro: "yeah bra just had a meteor shower"

kyle: "gnar"

by ld420 August 17, 2011

Meteor shower

When you fart and accidentally (or purposely) shart in someone or somethings face.

Me and my cousins went camping last summer right when Justin fell asleep I tried to pull a harmless prank on him. Ending in him experiencing an astonishing meteor shower, and beating my ass.

by OneBadMF March 05, 2022