mangled anus

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.

Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "

by Doctor Fucktard Beenjamin November 13, 2014

Mangled mess

When two people have sex for hours and particularly the women. will be left in a state afterwards in which the women cannot walk, move or communicate with others because of her "rough night" the night before .

"guy left wooka in a mangled mess on the floor"

by strange fruitty June 13, 2019

Bro-mangle

The act of three male buddies doing something fun together that excludes their significant others.

1. Two guys is a bro-mance, three makes a bro-mangle.

2. Hunny, I'm going to have a bro-mangle tonight with Jim and Bob. We're going camping in the woods.

by jeffrey5fingerz July 4, 2013

gettin mangled

too get crunked, high, laidby at least two other people and anything else that hasta do wit havin fun

man i got gettin mangled tonight i bought a 40 and a 2.6

by jenn psotka July 17, 2006

Joe Mangle Angle

From then on the angle at which a person looks like a celebrity when they dont do so from other angles was known as the 'Joe Mangle Angle'

Wow sarah really looks like Brad Pitt, but only from that Joe Mangle Angle!

by therealbigdave May 26, 2009

Star Mangled banner

Someone whose singing is truly bad (or worst) preforming by singing (or murdering) the national anthem of the United States of America.

Roeeanne Barr & the animated stars of the 4Kids entertainment company are two well known television personalities whose rendition of the Star Spangled Banner will be forever known as the "Star Mangled Banner".

by BruinKiller3469 June 3, 2009

Sausage Cunt Mangle

When a group of guys using filters to make them look like hot chicks meet for a hot night together.

Those guys were getting ready for a sausage cunt mangle tonight.

by Iphonehuman May 13, 2019