Gander

A male goose

Wow, look at that Gander

by TheColoringPig October 24, 2023

The Gander

The journey. Popularised by GaTa in the show ‘Dave’. the gander is the movement to better things and success the gander is the journey taking you to your destination.

‘Bro I just met Obama and he fucked with my painting, he said Michelle hated it.’
‘That’s the gander’

by Clopthripps August 13, 2023

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022

gander

to take a mysterious handsome little walk

example 1
ruben: i need a wee wee
william: let’s take a gander to the toilets

example 2
william: i need a sausage roll
ruben: let’s go on a gander to greggs

by #williammmmm October 14, 2021

plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

gander jack

a jack o lantern made from a parsnip

Clean up those gander jack scraps

by Pistons313 September 12, 2022

Gander

A hand-job

Hey I was hanging out with this girl last night and she ended up giving me a and my friend a gander

by Rahshsh July 18, 2018