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furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!
by death180 September 8, 2015
mugGet the furnace blastmug.

My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.
"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"
by NotMetero February 11, 2014
mugGet the My furnace is smokingmug.

broken furnace

After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis
I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.
by Pelvis Presley April 20, 2017
mugGet the broken furnacemug.

Furnace

Something that is in most homes and provides heat for your location.
Friend1: I'm cold
Friend2: Ill turn on the furnace.
Friend1: Thanks now I'm warm.
by MastersN January 17, 2023
mugGet the Furnacemug.

Electric Blast Furnace

u/randomname: OMG Electric Blast Furnace best girl
u/randomperson2: i love drinking concrete
by fishgaming December 20, 2023
mugGet the Electric Blast Furnacemug.

smoker furnace

A smoker furnace in the hit game Minecraft was only to be used for cooking food. But nowadays, people who stand on it are now considered submissive and breedable.
Person 1: *standing on a smoker furnace*
Person 2: Aww, so you are submissive and breedable.
Person 1: what the fuck no i am not
Person 2: your standing on a smoker furnace
Person 1: Oh.
by harveyisperson October 21, 2022
mugGet the smoker furnacemug.

Furnace

The ultimate grind set vortex, once you start feeding it, there's no way out. Whether it's chasing clout, overworking, or spiralling into bad decisions, the furnaces takes and never gives back.

The black hole of obsession, whether it's a hyper fixation, a situationship, or a game you refuse to log off from. You don't control the it; the it controls you.
"She's deep in the furnace trynna hit 10K followers, someone tell her to touch grass."

"He said ‘just one more round’ five hours ago — bro’s fully sacrificed himself to the furnace 🔥💀"

"I told myself I’d quit caffeine, but then Starbucks dropped a new flavor… back into the furnace I go"
by Pxl Dev February 25, 2025
mugGet the Furnacemug.

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