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by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017
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Crack open a cold one with the men

we are not boys, we are men manly men.
Hey broski wanna crack open a cold one with the men this saturday?
"Hell yeah bro"
by BrosephJr August 21, 2018
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opening up a boy with the cold ones

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.
“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”

“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.
by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022
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Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?
by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022
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Cold one

by MAFRACAMA February 15, 2025
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Cold One

The ''cold one'' is a (somewhat) alcoholic beverage in homestarrunner.com. The beverage first debuted in Sbemail 39: property of ones. In this sbemail episode, a fan named Dan Waters has almost drank a one that is not cold. The variations of the ''Cold One'' in foreign lands are called ''Not So Cold Ones'', ''Room Temperature Ones'', and ''Warm Ones''. There is also a variant called the ''cool one'', which it can be refreshing.
Dan Waters, Sbemail 39: Last weekend I almost drank a one that is not cold.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all.

Strong Bad, Sbemail 39: I call it... ''the property of ones'', it goes like this: The ONEitude is directly proportional to the COLDitude of the one.

Strong Bad, Fanstumes 2008: A cold one drinking a cold one?? That's cannibalism, man! Or at least ''cold one-balism''.
by Kenzie_quadra March 13, 2025
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