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hide the chips

Before hiding the sausage, any man worth his salt first hides the chips. i.e. before sticking your cock in a bird it is generally wise to stick a couple of fingers in there to assess the risk of disease/transvestite/mousetraps.

This act can be conveniently passed off as "foreplay".
A: Dude I saw you getting it on with Stacey last night, how'd you make out?
B: Gutted, she'd only let me finger her.
A: Hid the chips?* Here let me smell.

*past participle of "hide the chips"
by Mr. Cardboard June 27, 2011
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Alvin and The Chipmunks

A animated band and series based off around 3 chipmunks named Alvin, Simon, and Theodore who are raised by their “father” named Dave Seville. The A&TCM were founded in 1958, and are famous for “Christmas don’t be late” and “Witch Doctor”.

The series has 4 movies live action all made in 2007, 2009, 2011, and 2015. People consider the chipmunks to be fairly annoying with their high pitched voices.

The chipmunks have a Hollywood star since 2019, and a Nickelodeon CGI show called ALVINNNN! And the chipmunks in 2015.
Kid 1: wanna watch Alvin and the chipmunks?
Guy 2: the show with a stressed out owner that has 3 annoying chipmunks that break every stuff in the house?
Kid 1: yeah.
Guy 2: nah, I don’t feel like watching a movie with annoying rats that squeak
Kid 1: *SCREAMS*
by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 23, 2022
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The Chipotle

The feeling you get after eating Chipotle's giganto burrito.

It's a feeling of mixed satisfaction and self-loathing. Causes lethargy, discomfort in every way, and the need to lie down and sigh repeatedly.
Rachel: "IM DYING. I HAVE THE CHIPOTLE. I'm just going to lie here."

Ori: "Its like a legit disease. the chipotle hurts.... hurts so good"
by Jew2Fresh4You December 21, 2010
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Aakon and the Chipmonks

1)The group of Talentless tards who decided one day to completely ruin the entire Hip Hop and R&B style, life, and music genres, consisting of people who were made famous by (mostly white) wangsters and teenage girls from Suburbia because they rhyme and sing through a vocoder. Some of which used to be kind of respectable, but over time bought into the money-loving tools of today. They are as followed: Aakon, T Pain, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, Solja Boy, and the newest addition Lady GaGa.
1)dude 1:"Oh man, I just got done listenin' to WSC, and some Wangster turd totally comes up to me and iPeeps and starts going on and on about Aakon and the Chipmonks!"
dude 2:"Wow I feel for you man."
by dhawk123 March 7, 2009
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The Chipmonk

When a chick takes the whole shaft of a dick and puts one nut on each side of her mouth and looks like a chipmonk!
man this chick did the chipmonk like wo last night.
by bata00420 June 28, 2009
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Alvin And The Chipmunks

retro homo-erotic cartoon based around a single male (obviously gay or into beastiality) who gives 'free' room and board to four Chipmunks.
he dresses them up in hats and t-shirts and to all accounts im sure they perform certain deeds forcing me to question this guys ethics.
"Alvin And The Chipmunks will fuck you up if you step to them, Alvin is a true balla biatch, rec'a'nize"
by Huxtable Kid May 22, 2004
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alvin and the chipmunks

GOD

however some would say pricks, but they are knobs
by yjthfrtydcvyutfrdt January 26, 2022
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