Calvin

Someone who's not good at league

HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT. YOU'RE SUCH A CALVIN

by !uoy on August 26, 2018

Calvin

Calvin is someone who has the best hair in the whole football squad.

Bobble head : shower of shite on your head
Calvin : l have great hair and it is very ‘calvin’

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is a soft precious bean.

Calvin likes to read.

by Xeo the not so wise September 24, 2019

Calvinized

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

by The Gibler October 30, 2011

Calvin

A tall, dashing man with a penchant for pubis

"Calvin why did you pluck his pubic hair again?"

by Zou Taofen January 30, 2023

Calvin

Someone who has a watermelon head

You have a Melon head calvin

by Twistedjwster323 June 15, 2018

Calvin

A cunt who believes he is above everyone else

Don't be such a calvin

by 9753124680jj July 11, 2017