thalanis

thalanis is a mega virgin dogshit player, who's only redeemable feature is that sometimes syndra feeds harder. thalanis is a poor boy who has never placed his hands upon a set of mommy milkies. his own mother denied him this right, leading to a underdeveloped brain.

thalanis is dog

by angy midget February 4, 2021

thailandian brocoli

a ✨special✨ green thing that grows on trees.

omggg u got some thailandian brocoli just for me thankuuuu

thailandian brocoli is so cool

by ur local duck May 1, 2021

phuket thailand

Phuket is the biggest island in Thailand, located in the Andaman Sea off southern Thailand.

guy1: whens the next flight to phuket thailand ?
guy2: i dont know but lets get on the earliest flight! i want some 5 dolla thai massage.
guy1: souki souki 5 dolla mmmm tasty

by UndeadDog October 7, 2008

Thailand Twitcher

While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.

WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.

I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!

by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

thylan

dumb asf lmao
born to be homo
stickman

Guy: yo see that guy over there? his name is thylan!
guy2: lmao he must be gay as fuck
Guy: lol true

by Thailand22321 January 8, 2019

thailand

Place to get a mail order bride.

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.

by the bg August 21, 2004

phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

by denise77 January 21, 2008