hetero-queer

A sub-category under Q in LGBTQ. A person who has a queer persona in many respects except for the fact that they only engage in sexual intercourse with the opposite sex.

"Dennis Rodman isn't gay?!" "Nope, he's just hetero-queer."

by DJ*77 March 8, 2015

hetero-crush

a heterosexual who finds a member of the same sex to be attractive and is drawn to that person in a non-sexual manner.

"She is so pretty I think I've developed a hetero-crush on her."

by 000Sara000 December 26, 2005

hetero flamboyant

A heterosexual man or woman who is easily and/or often mistaken for a homosexual due to presenting themselves or their personality in a way often associated with homosexuals.

Man 1: Why does everyone think that I’m gay? I have a wife!

Man 2: Because, you’re Hetero Flamboyant!

by Hildoggo October 15, 2018

Hetero-bender

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power

JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!

by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019

Dirty hetero

Your one straight friend who is the best person you know but they can also be a huge piece of shit and call other People bestie but fist fights who you call bestie.

“Oh you know Isabel” “yeah she such a dirty hetero”

by Dirty-hetero June 1, 2021

Hetero-Speculative

Someone who seems straight, but is actually gay.

Tyson turned out to be hetero-speculative, as I heard he was in the pride parade yesterday.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.

"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."

by YungRightClick October 20, 2018