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unholy trinity

i have just completed the unholy trinity.. i advise you to never do this.. the unholy trinity consists of three pictures on the internet. #1. tubgirl- an asian female in the bathroom with her anus above her mouth spewing orange enema fluid into her mouth.

#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.

#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.

if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god

if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die
a:Dude look at these pics.
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)

Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them
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Trinity School

Bunch of wankers who think they are hard but are 4ft6 and suck off their nans. All the girls are more orange than a traffic cone and are fridgid twats. If u smell weed start running unless you wanna catch chlamydia from a clapped Year 10.
Do you go to Trinity School?
You must be on the offenders register then
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Trinity College

Very preppy New England College in Connecticut--possibly the most beautiful college there is (in terms of people AND campus, if you ignore Hartford.)
I am a rich, beautiful Republican and I go to Trinity College.
by Tammy December 30, 2004
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Trinity

that girl is such a bitch she must be a trinity
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holy emo trinity

A Trinity of "Emo" bands, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, & Fall Out Boy.
Mike: "Oh my god. I can't get enough of the Holy Emo Trinity!"
Chelsea: "Me either! OMG Brendon's forehead is so glorious."
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Trinity

She is beautiful, smart. kind and caring. She is the perfect girl. Anyone would be lucky to have her. She has lots of friends and is liked by all. She attracts jealousy and does not like to be disliked or ignored. Her bad side brings aggression and anger to all who cross her.
Trinity is the best friend that I have ever had.
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Unholy Trinity

The unholy trinity consists of 3 shock sites, Lemonparty, Goatse, and Tubgirl. These are some of the most vile things that can be found on the Internet, and so are fun to show your friends! If you can masturbate to these images, you gain the conveted Internet ability, immunity to shock sites.
It is said that if you view the entire unholy trinity at one time your eyes will explode into a fountain of blood and brains and that this will be perfered to seeing all three of the images.
by John Argon August 23, 2006
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