Trunk Tetris

A game played by owners of compact cars when they have a large amount of luggage, tools, dead hookers, etc. that won't readily fit in their small trunk. It involves placing different-shaped pieces in various configurations in the hopes that everything will somehow fit (hence Tetris). Failure leads to passengers with suitcases uncomfortably balanced on their laps, or the use of bungie cords.

Jane: How are we going to fit all my luggage into your '89 Camry?
John: I guess we'll have to play trunk tetris.

by Evil Timmy December 3, 2009

Tetrisified

Packed in the style of the game as to save room.

When we moved in to our new house, we Tetrisified the boxes to save space.

by Newcarscent7 July 1, 2010

Tetrible

Portmanteau of Tetris and terrible, for when things just don't fit.

Greg: My yellow suit was completely out of place at the funeral. Hank: Yeah, it was tetrible.

by T Block September 5, 2012

Tetris Maximus

1)When you win in Tetris 99
2)When you play Tetris 99/Tetris Royale, you get to the final 5 and the 4 other players disconnect

1: Is that how you got a Tetris Maximus? You got to the final 5 and the other 4 disconnected?
2: Yes
1: LMAO

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap May 8, 2021

tetrachad

An informal compliment used to call someone impeccably and mentally strong🗿

When James finished his college graduation speech, his friends started to call him tetrachad

by Neurochad September 9, 2023

House party tetris

The act of moving furniture frantically moving furniture back to its original place while under the influence at a house party.

"Yeah we all had to play some serious house party Tetris at Dyllan's graduation party."

by SuppaSh33p July 27, 2014

tetrisphilia

When someone loves tetris so much that playing it or fantasizing about it become the only ways that they can get aroused. Many people with this fetish get off with one hand while playing tetris with the other.

Guy 1: "That girl I was with last night kept telling me I had a nice line piece and she yelled 'tetris' when she came."

Guy 2: "Yeah, I tried to tell you she has tetrisphilia."

Guy 1: "She did insist on having the song 'Korobeiniki' playing while we had sex..."

by weegee9148 February 28, 2011