1. When an adult male is controlled by adolescent or teenage motives rather than reacting as an adult.
2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.
2. An adult male given to doing things his friends think he should do and not what he knows he should do for fear of being shunned or clowned.
3. The desire to ride a motorcycle becuase it is "cool", generally given to plastic fairings or excess chrome, but not actually displaying the disipline to ride right.
Dude is 40 and still wearing his hat crooked and saggin his jeans. It is a shame is so testosterowned.
The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.
The ad listed the GXSR as "adult owned". What the fuck, no adult would own a GSXR, that shit was testosterowned.
by The Ditch of Raneman January 13, 2012
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by Akkii May 20, 2018
Get the Textosterone mug.An erotic-flavoured sweat or scent after sex, could also be described as "smells the way a peach tastes"
by R0CKET-MAN March 2, 2021
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After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.
by SophieBird July 11, 2009
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by blueberry panda January 6, 2014
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Girl #1: Omigod, so, yesterday, I put my phone down on the counter, and when I got back like five seconds later, I had 23 text messages from Jane
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.
Girl #2: Yeah, I know, that girl has way too much textosterone.
by Lun4ticBeast March 18, 2010
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My grandpa tried the napkin testosterone boost last night. Now he went to the doctor and had to get surgery on his ass.
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
OHHH! yeah! my napkins helped my body fill up with pleasure last night!
by Asshole burgendy June 17, 2009
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