Tele-Cock

When you insert your penis into the earphone jack of your phone and drink your bodily fluids as it bleeds.

Oh no, I heard Jimmy did a Tele-Cock!

by BallWasher August 14, 2021

tele

some random monke found off the streets of america, adopted and had a gangster brother "jaden"

stick this tele up ur ass

by thisguyXD June 6, 2021

Tele-puddied

When a cat silently and miraculously appears someplace that it was just a mere 1/30th of a second ago.

Where’s the cat? It just tele-puddied from the living room to the kitchen counter.

by Annieeggplant February 13, 2021

tele-cuddling

To cuddle through digital mediums like phone call, text, FaceTime, etc.

Wait, you're in bed too? Aw, it's like we're tele-cuddling. - Nadia

by Nandm January 15, 2025