toba tek singh 

hardest pindh in the punjab.

"PAJEE TUSSI KITHAIN DE?"
"toba tek singh"
*decapitation*

toba tek singh by rfiajsff October 17, 2006

Going Tek 

Word or phrase to describe a senseless deranged act of massive violence against unsuspecting victims with the use of a firearm. Referenced to the mass rampage of the April 16th 2007 incident at Virginia Tech University where 32 members of the student body and faculty were shot and killed by a mentally ill crazed student who then shot and killed himself.

NOTE : Can be used with or without reference to murder/suicide. Play on words with spelling using "Tek" instead of "Tech" in which a Tek-9 is a high powered firearm.

"Yo man I feel like going tek on them fools, for what they did"

"Somedays I get so frustrated I just want to go tek(or go tec) and forget about them and everything else!"

Going Tek by Al D. December 26, 2008

g-tek 

biggest idiot on the planet

that dj was so wack, i thought it was g-tek

g-tek by sprx October 14, 2003

Hai Tek Hai 

A place where magical things happens. A place where all of your dreams come true... from pedophiliac behavior to downright ghettoness, HTH has it all. From skirts that actually stop at the waist instead of above the knee to sex-crazed girls waiting to be knocked up. HTH definitely has it all. It's a place where dirty old men stare down girls' shirts, where young teachers have sex with each other all day long and where perverted freshman boys can actually get whats left of some endangered beautiful junior girls. It sure is a great place to be. Where all the students are staunch democrats even though we voted for a rightwing conservative republican who will surely bring us back to the pilgrim days. HTH is a fabulous place. Where the acronym TPOL actually means Touching Pussies of Lesbians and not transitional presentations of learning. Where the students are so dumb that they smoke weed in the bathroom instead of outside of schoolgrounds. Surely, HTH is a wonderful place. A place that will stay in all of our hearts. Even though they reek of incestual inbreeding.

Hai Tek Hai is full of vaginal discharges.

Hai Tek Hai by Cassandra Van Rooyen June 1, 2004

Secret Tek 

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

Secret Tek by Errant July 23, 2004

phone tek 

Phonetek: meaning is similar to "word rember the days when people talked on the phone when making plans" or it could mean "yo what you saying i didnt feel like calling you on the phone to find out"

Me: yo phone tek homey
You: nothin jus chillin

phone tek by listedsandman January 2, 2010

Smekky Tek 

A word used to describe someone who is being particularly obtuse, idiotic or stupid.

Did you hear about that guy who dropped a toaster in his bathtub. Man, he was a real Smekky Tek.

Smekky Tek by Naoh Coombs August 14, 2019