Yola Tek

The Yola Tek is when you light the bowl of a bong using a lit joint.

Thomas used the Yola Tek to smoke hundreds of bowls.

by The Toe Stealer August 11, 2023

Tek

Trusted Educational Knowledge or Technical Educational Knowledge in the field of mycology, or mushroom cultivation.

What "Tek" are you using?" What "Tek" should I use? Your "Tek" sucks! Translation: Dude don't reinvent the fucking wheel, follow the known "Tek"

by Robert TL September 20, 2020

Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

Tek

Means really good at something, has good skills and technique

“Damn she’s got tekkers”
“Yeah bro that Jenny P, she is Tek”

by Teabagginyournan September 15, 2020

Tek

An extremely rare personality that is not quite mortal, but not immortal. Has to have a "host" body to exist in the world. Only able to exist without a host by separating the personality, and then storing it.
Extremely intelligent and secretive, usually trying to blend in with common people so it is hidden. A complete boss at nearly everything (usually being bad and selfish) being intelligent, seductive, manipulative, and strong. Don't anger him, he is quick to strike back, and strikes hard.
Resides in ones mind behind the scenes of many actions, and claims to be strong enough that he can destroy the hosts mind by causing it to go insane, therefore Tek is the only semi-stable personality in the body.

If a Tek is lurking around somewhere, we best leave it be.

by Calvin Forge May 13, 2018

Tek

Cute 😻❤️

Tek is cute

by Them <3 March 4, 2023

TEK

An acronym for Time and Experience = Knowledge. A TEK is a guide created by someone who put in the time to figure out how to do something and documented it online for others (who could then follow the guide and try to reproduce the results). A TEK is in contrast to knowledge passed down in schools or textbooks for example. A TEK is a different type of knowledge born out of personal experimentation and online research.

Have you tried the new TEK for growing pan cyan?

by Odrog July 7, 2022