The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.

Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

by Klicky Zapata May 17, 2011

taheim

Taheim is a wonderful person who is a great basketball player but love sports except soccer he thinks it is terrible and he is beautiful and handsome so if your looking for a boyfriend he is the one.

Taheim is great

by Tahein May 31, 2020

Theiffer

A black person who hates white people, simply because of their skin color.

"That theiffer hated Al Gore so bad, she personally punched a hole in the ozone layer."

by Xavier's Mother January 19, 2010

Joule Theif

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules. Joule Theif

by pra ra ra April 18, 2020

tehee

a type of autistic screeching most commonly utilized in Suicide Silence's first 2017 single, Doris

-Either way this blood will rot
-*clears throat* TEHEE, TEHEE HUUUUUE

by ΞοηνΤηεΗεαωυ March 11, 2017

Thei

An awesome guy you love to be around. His name is descendent from the god Thor, so you know he's badass! But a Theis is mainly known for his extremly large penis and his ability to make every woman orgasm. Girls love him and guys wanna be him.

Person 1: "Dude, if you could choose to be anyone, who would you wanna be?"
Person 2: "Theis! No question. I could make every girl cum and i would have an extremely large penis"

by 6irg7b7n December 17, 2020

thunder theighs

HUUUGEEE theighs.

dayumm look at those thunder theighs

by Lenny T March 28, 2009