teabag

The procedure of dipping one’s testicles into one’s mouth in an up and down motion.

Secretly gay Devin stood on top of his best friend Harold, who was asleep. He dipped his balls in and out. His saliva lubricated his testicles and it felt so good. Devin accidentally slipped, and his entire ballsack went in his mouth. He tried getting back up, but it was too hard. Harold then started biting. It hurt like hell, squatting naked with pain spreading throughout his balls.
His cock lay across Harold’s neck and Harold’s cat who slept on Harold’s bed woke up. The cat looked at his cock and started to scratch it. Harold bit harder, making Devin hard. This went on for the entire night. Devin vowed to never teabag again.

by Well, shit. April 22, 2018

Takaiya

She will be the nicest friend you’ll ever have and wil always be there when your sad

That’s a takaiya

by Frog gum juice April 25, 2019

Running Start Teabag

a variation on the teabag. The teabagger must be pantless and run at full speed towards the victim (helps if the victim is sitting). The teabagger then leaps at the victim with his legs apart and slaps the person in the face or mouth with his genitals. If done correctly the victims neck should snap. The teabagger will be feel a great deal of pain but boy is it worth it.

Chris: "I need to get home but my ride is passed out in a chair... how can I wake this bitch up?"
Ryan: "Three words, running start teabag!"

by cs February 11, 2005

The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

by The Earl of Teabag April 9, 2005

Takatori Failure

Trying to delete all traces of embarrassment after a feeble attempt at anonymously trolling others on Reddit.

I committed a Takatori Failure, I'm going to delete my history in this thread. Not--as you will no doubt assume--because I was wrong, but because I am embarrassed to have engaged with you over something so pointless.

by Takatori Himself May 8, 2013

takafumi

japanese student that came to my school he’s very cool, he doesn’t talk much, he waves at me

he has cool hair

woah is that takafumi? he has really cool hair

by tirgan November 20, 2019

Takata Mashiho

Ace
All-rounder
Handsome
Talented

Woah, Takata Mashiho is so handsome! I mean, look at those god-tier visuals!!!!

Takata Mashiho is definitely an all-rounder. Look at him, he is a really great vocal and dancer plus he can rap too! How talented!!! An ace!!!!

by shiho ace October 18, 2020