td presents 

a dude who got corona.

walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.

td presents by twalshy13 May 11, 2020

td;dr 

Too drunk; didn't read

Hey, check out this cool site! <link>

td;dr dude.

td;dr by SpikeX June 22, 2010

td;cf

too drunk; couldn't follow

My wife was bitching at me about something but idgaf because td;cf.

td;cf by Mare Dejiz September 13, 2018

TD's n Beer 

Acronym for titties and beer

I'm in the mood for some TD's n beer.

TD's n Beer by beltop5 June 10, 2013

TD;DR 

Too drunk don't remember

Person 1: What happened at your part last night?

Person 2: TD;DR

TD;DR by Lord-Jackington October 9, 2014

Td;cf

Too drunk; couldn't follow

All I heard was blah, blah, blah because Td;cf

Td;cf by Mare Dejiz September 12, 2018

td;dv 

Too douchey, didn't view.

Girl 1: Did you check out so-and-so's Facebook profile?
Girl 2: TD;DV

td;dv by meatw4d May 12, 2013