tesla taser

Similar to slug bug.

when you see a tesla you yell "Tesla taser!" and tickle the victims ribs or arm.

"Tesla Taser!!! Buzz buzz buzz"

by InventorOfun December 15, 2021

taser

jerads best friend

jerad jermaine brown cried when his mom turned on the taser

by jerad is a pussy ass bitch May 3, 2020

PINK TASER

When you insert the tip end of a rose toy into the vagina , and the rose suction onto the clitoris and turn it on for maximum efficiency, and then when she is going crazy , insert your index finger into her anus and and watch her shake , like she’s been teased , hence the Pink taser , cause your tasing her pink

I gave Laura a pink taser last night and she lost it man , she’s never gonna leave me now

by Chris the crow June 20, 2023

chilly taser

When you take a shit so big that the water splashes back up into your bumhole causing it to suck in

Man I got the worst chilly taser this morning it felt like a watersnake shimmieing on up there

by snotrag3000 July 29, 2016

tennessee taser

When someone has a plummers crack and you stick a finger in their crack, and twisting your finger in magnitude of direction.

Judy had a plummers crack and Jim Tennessee Tasered her in the kitchen.

by Beastman32 February 1, 2018

teaser like a taser

A Boy/Girl that is a really good or teaser or too teaser

Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl tease me so much. She's "Teaser like a taser"

by Scaryno May 2, 2024

Taser

A non-lethal weapon that can easily be slapped away or taken out of someone. Basically useless against someone with a weapon.

Officer: PUT THE F**CKING KNIFE DOWN
Person: *refuses*
Officer: *tasers them*
Person: *slaps*
Person: *runs toward officer*
Officer: "So anyways I started blasting"

by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y March 23, 2022