el tardo magnifico

A big freaking retard, beyond English words; thus, a fake Spanish insult is required.

Spammertard: omg u guys r so meen!!!!11 i hat u!!!1 u suk & ur probly ugly!!!!!11111

Hawtie: El tardo magnifico.

by Megan the Awesome February 7, 2007

Tardologist

A practictioner of Tardology.

I just got my doctorate in Tardology, I am now an offical Tardologist!"

by Baron Von Shnoz January 11, 2011

Tardonnay

1: Wine sold in boxes to retards who think they are not alcoholics.

2: wine consumed in mass quantities as to render the recipient retarded.

At the party, Bob drank half the box of wine then relieved himself in the closet, ruining the party and several coats. " Bob! What the heck were you drinking!? Tardonnay?

by KennyRex January 27, 2011

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

tard on

A hard on induced by a retarded person.

Dude, that girl from special ed gives me a raging 'tard on!

by Billyclub Lenny February 7, 2007

taron

taron ; every girls dream boy ; lightskin, tall , pretty brown eyes, big lips , big dick , fine and a sweet talker but beware he is a player he will play the shit out of you , he’s a lier , cheating , a disloyal man , and will have you looking stupid so please be aware and dont date a taron

girl 1: i got me a new man he is so sweet and fine 😍😍
girl 2: oh no 🤦🏽 ♀️ girl dump him he will play you

girl 1: no he wont 🙄
3 months later
girl 1: taron cheated on me 😕
girl 2: i told you so

by Marriqnna July 7, 2018

Retort Tardiness

A common syndrome wherein the speaker often remembers something clever to say about 10 minutes after the conversation has ended

"The boy said 'you git' to the bully, but due to his retort tardiness, later reflected it would have been more accurate to have said 'you misproportioned cankerous cretacean'"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008