tippy taps

any tasks relating to coding/computer science

Computer science students are always so busy with their tippy taps.

My quant boyfriend can't hang this weekend--he has to go do his tippy taps.

by qimp-girl-404 August 1, 2023

Phone taps

Aw, ew! Did you watch me poop? Wait... Did you watch me masterbate? Did YOU masterbate? Did we finish at the same time?

Hym "Phone taps raise a lot of interesting questions, don't they? Wildly unethical, though."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

tapsinef

A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.

Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."

by d3ck3r November 1, 2014

Tapsitting

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.

Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.

by Spreading the love January 13, 2009

Hayop na Tapsilugan

: used to respond to haters who keeps on barking.

: first words of an old Facebook post of SB19's Josh Cullen Santos which garnered a lot of attention lately because of how funny it is. A'TIN (SB19's fandom name) used this for two reasons; expression of feelings and annoying haters.

Hater: SB19 sucks! Why do you keep on supporting them?

Friend1: Because they're talented unlike you.

Friend2: Hayop na Tapsilugan malapit samin. Halagang ₱55 na 'to? Baby version ng longsilog? Mas malaki pa it*** ko dito e hahaha kainis hahahahahahhaha.

by BBJoshiephine September 17, 2020

Tapsis

Tapsis, underform of Fapsis is a word that can be used as insult against fat, clumsy and stupid People. Tapsis means that the guy is fat, ugly, nerdy and a bitch all togeather!
Also he faps a lot and probably is a PEDO! :O

Ay bitch, you wannabe thin
Fuck YOU, tapsis type foodie!

by PatrickTheDoorMatt June 15, 2019

tapsy

the word used to explain not being drunk or in other words "tipsy" but feeling the buzz. not enough to show people you are drunk.

dude I gotta go back home tonight so i cant get tipsy, ima just get tapsy tonight, I'll totally get high though.

by chrissss January 8, 2009