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tamale

When a person defecates in the toilet and wipes, but does not flush, therefore leaving what resembles a tamale, a traditional Latin American dish made of masa (a starchy dough, usually corn-based), which is steamed or boiled in a leaf wrapper.
Dave! You left a tamale in the toilet! Que es esta mierda!!!
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Jamaican Tamale

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your shlong and subsequently having someone suck you off. If you're really adventurous, throw some gushers in between and burst them as you're about to blow your load.
My main bitch was feelin kinky last night so I whipped out the ol' fruit roll up and hit her with the jamaican tamale. It was awesome.
by Fatty tatas October 26, 2009
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TAMALE

Thats a good TAMALE
by john232 December 11, 2018
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Hot Tamale

A blowjob received from someone who has recently consumed a significant quantity of spicy food.

This may also refer to subsequent irritation or burning sensations resulting from capsaicin (the chemical known to cause spiciness) to skin contact during oral sex.
Yo, you better not take her out to Chipotle for dinner, that's just asking for a Hot Tamale
by Cold Tamale February 28, 2011
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tapable

my ass is NOT tapable
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Taxable income

Definitely not stolen property I obtained while participating in smurglaries.
The IRS doesn't know what taxable income is.
by Sexydimma January 1, 2022
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Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.
Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.
by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022
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