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trumpis

A penis so small it's owner has to defend its' existence
Carol: I finally hooked up with Bob and he has a Trumpis.

Cindy: I'm sorry, did he try to tell you it was over an inch long?
Carol: yes, and then he said it was Bigly!
by Urban humor June 27, 2017
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trumpfest

One of them thar’ MAGA rallies where everyone responds in a Pavlovian manner to whatever the Commander in Cheat reels out into the crowd, no matter how inane or fragmented it may be.
Instead of brown shirts, we wear our red shirts and caps to the trumpfest and get this incredible feeling of “belonging,” something that most of us have never felt before!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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Trumpist

Adults who have the appearance of a true adult but have the countenance of a child.
"Nah, nah, I'm gonna build a wall and keep non-americans out forever. But I have to get home by 6pm for my dinner as my mum'll kill me!"
"Blimey, no need to get all trumpist on my ass...here, have some candy and go to your room"
by Theopompus September 10, 2016
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Trumpescent

Reflecting an obviously expensive yet vile design aesthetic, esp. toward interior finishes or decor such as with the use of pink marble and gold accents. See e.g. the Trump Tower lobby or Donald J. Trump's penthouse apartment at Trump Tower.
My friend was so excited to show off his newly renovated apartment overlooking Central Park but I couldn't get over the trumpescent decor.
by pietnuevayork October 21, 2016
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trumpression

noun

: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."
"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"

"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."

"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."
by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016
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Trumpie

Avid supporters of Donald Trump.
Trumpies don't care about his multiple bankruptcies. They'll simply remind you he's a "successful" businessman.
by AG67 July 27, 2018
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Trumpesphere

Thin layer in the atmosphere that surrounds the upper levels of Trump Tower. The theory is that Trump, living high above the pollution of the world below, has no idea what the EPA works hard to protect.
Damn, the pollution levels are high today, I wish I was up in Trumpesphere.
by Griffy March 18, 2017
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