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1) Hypocrisy at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree. 2) To do something at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree while claiming to not do it at all. 3) A person who does something at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree while claiming to not do it at all. 4) Fooling someone at a ridiculous or unrealistic level or degree. 5) Convincing someone that you have never done something when you do it all of the time.
"Sure Trump; you would never sleep with someone on the first date." "That Trump told me it was her first time." "His wife is so Trumped. She thinks he's an angel."
Trump by Hyperzombia February 20, 2019
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That giant turd that is so hard to push out, you sit on the toilet for 4 hours crying in pain. You may tear your anus, but the joy is euphoric when it finally passes.
"Why are you dancing in the street like a lunatic?"

"I just pushed out a Trump."
Trump by Truth53 November 7, 2020
A large, stubborn, orange turd that refuses to go down the drain when you flush the toilet.
Unfortunately I started the day with a big smelly tRump!
tRump by überkochen November 13, 2020
Wow, you really trumped up that bedspread.
Ew, I am not sleeping there. It has been totally trumped.
Trump by 86-45 August 28, 2018
someone who will lead this country to instant doom.
Trump by Zane_Fisk June 5, 2018
A traitor. A treasonous Russian asset. A turncoat. A pedophile. A kidnapper.
The Russians have been grooming Trump as an espionage asset for the past 30 years.
Known as the pioneer of slave trading of the 21st century he is currently the 45th president of the United States. His company is named after him ("Trump") which is fueled by pure capitalism and trading Mexican slaves. He is currently building a huge wall to hide his slave trading activities across the Mexican borders. His childish dream of making america great again has caused brain dead-half donkey Americans to be his followers. His supreme reign of terror has just started and it won't end till his little hands have been satisfied enough. Grabbing by the pussy has been his greatest hobby since he was born and his company's slogan.
"As a modern day slaver trader and co-founder of neo-Nazi I admire Trump very much."
Trump by Arkansoul April 12, 2017